#6

September 17th, 2008 travelling xugglybug no comments

Katie’s mum comes in and hands her a big pile of mail.

Katie: what’s this?
(train tickets fall out of the first envelope)
Katie: ooh, train tickets. Where am I going?
(pause)
Katie: I should really know that, shouldn’t I? I travel too much.

#5

September 9th, 2008 sex xugglybug no comments

Talking about bug bags…

Katie: I have a silver one with pink rubber.
John: (grinning) So it actually looks like nipples?
Katie: Yeah, and the nipples are different sizes, so they get bigger if you start at the top and move downwards!

#4

June 4th, 2008 polyamory xugglybug no comments

Katie: I have been monogamous. I can do monogamy!
Dan: Yes, but Katie, so can Bill Clinton.

#3

April 6th, 2008 irc xugglybug no comments

— xugglybug [~xugglybug@xugglybug.co.uk] has joined #glass
— mode/#glass [+o xugglybug] by Vince
* Vince hides
<xugglybug> I’m not that bad, am I?!
<naxxtor> …
* naxxtor slaps Vince
<Vince> megaphone
<xugglybug> Yes, Vince, with a megaphone.
<Vince> A nuclear warhead, quarter rotissery, a threelegged chair
<xugglybug> …and those too, if you wish.
<naxxtor> hmm
— mode/#glass [+a Vince] by naxxtor
<naxxtor> there we go
<naxxtor> Vince now has a suitably random collection of modes set
<Vince> Erhg!

#2

March 31st, 2008 meta xugglybug no comments

Chris: My spine is made of ow.
Chris: (in response to a weird look from Katie) What’s that look for?!
Katie: I’m just trying to decide whether or not to say what I’m thinking. It sounds wrong, only this time, I realised before I said it.
Chris: Well done, you’re learning!

#1

January 4th, 2008 geek xugglybug no comments

Katie: There’s nothing wrong with Rich Text; it’s just the people who fail at using it.