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#6

xugglybug — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:55:43 +0000

Katie’s mum comes in and hands her a big pile of mail.

Katie: what’s this?
(train tickets fall out of the first envelope)
Katie: ooh, train tickets. Where am I going?
(pause)
Katie: I should really know that, shouldn’t I? I travel too much.

#5

xugglybug — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:16:49 +0000

Talking about bug bags…

Katie: I have a silver one with pink rubber.
John: (grinning) So it actually looks like nipples?
Katie: Yeah, and the nipples are different sizes, so they get bigger if you start at the top and move downwards!

#4

xugglybug — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:25:43 +0000

Katie: I have been monogamous. I can do monogamy!
Dan: Yes, but Katie, so can Bill Clinton.

#3

xugglybug — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:41:01 +0000

— xugglybug [~xugglybug@xugglybug.co.uk] has joined #uk_goffs
jezebel: That explains my soggy ear.
o.O
I’m not even going to ask.
I have visions of mattp with a penis in his ear, though. Which is incredibly odd.
mattp: oh, that was me fiercely ejaculating, sorry. I thought I’d wiped it all up.
* xugglybug cannot get rid of mental images of constantly ejaculating penis in mattp’s ear.
mattp: you made me bad and wrong
s/wrong/right/

#2

xugglybug — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:11:15 +0000

Chris: My spine is made of ow.
Chris: (in response to a weird look from Katie) What’s that look for?!
Katie: I’m just trying to decide whether or not to say what I’m thinking. It sounds wrong, only this time, I realised before I said it.
Chris: Well done, you’re learning!

#1

xugglybug — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:19:16 +0000

Katie: There’s nothing wrong with Rich Text; it’s just the people who fail at using it.